Sirop français

Akustikverkstans jamsession för Sirop français.

Binauralt inspelad med Skalleper och nästan tomma saftflaskor. Akustikverkstans första singel och video. Simon råkade ha basen med sig och visade hur den ska trakteras.

Requiem

Version 2.1 av låten, lite dansbarare
Innan man kan sampla de latinska körerna måste man komponera och spela in dem. Version 1.2

En hög med tonsättare har gett sig i kast med katolska kyrkans dödsmässa. Detta är Johan Jernstedts Requiem, som innehåller sånginsatser av både Johan och Anna Lena. Den klassiska versionen innehåller även trumpetinsatser av Alexandra.

Delar av den traditionella katolska dödsmässan.Något osammanhängande översättning utförd med Googles hjälp
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine;
et lux perpetua luceat eis.
Ge dem evig vila, herre
och låt det eviga ljuset lysa över dem
Te decet hymnus, Deus, in Sion,
et tibi reddetur votum in Ierusalem.
Exaudi orationem meam;
ad te omnis caro veniet.
Hyllningar väntar dem, Herre, i Zion
Och till dig ska löftet utföras i Jerusalem
Hör min bön
Allt kött skall komma till dig
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine;
et lux perpetuam luceat eis. Domine!
Ge dem evig vila, herre
och låt det eviga ljuset lysa över dem. Herre!
Dies irae, dies illa
solvet saeclum in favilla,
teste David cum Sibylla.
Quantus tremor est futurus,
quando iudex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus?
Tuba mirum spargens sonum,
per sepulchra regionum,
coget omnes ante thronum.
Mors stupebit et natura,
cum resurget creatura,
iudicanti responsura.
Den dagen är vredens stora dag
Jorden i aska
Som David och Sibyllan
Hur blir skälvningarna
när domen faller
Allt splittras helt
Ljudet av trumpeter
vid landets gravar
gör dem till troner.
Förbluffad död och naturen
när all skapelse sig reser
att besvara domen.
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine;
et lux perpetuam luceat eis. Domine!
Ge dem evig vila, herre
och låt det eviga ljuset lysa över dem. Herre!
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi:
dona eis requiem.
Agnus Dei,
dona eis requiem sempiternam.
Guds lamm, som förlåter alla synder,
ge dem vila.
Guds lamm,
ge dem evig vila.
Lux aeterna luceat eis, Domine, cum sanctis
tuis in aeternam: quia pius es.
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine;
et lux perpetua luceat eis. Domine!
Låt evigt ljus lysa över dem, Herre, med änglarna
din i evighet: eftersom du är helig
Ge dem evig vila, herre
och låt det eviga ljuset lysa över dem. Herre!

Metoprolol dreams

My dreams are not really nightmares,
but they are
uncomfortable.
I keep running out of time,
not getting in time to
appointments or quite often
the toilet.

Another recurring dream
is that
I have forgotten to take my pills.

Gin & hypertonic

Don’t mix medicine and alcohol often.

The effect of Enalapril is increased in combination with alcohol.

Gin & hypertonic

The effect of alcohol is not increased in combination with Enalapril.

Gin & hypertonic – aaah! Perfect!

Aortic dissection

Avnjut aortadissektion, fast kanske inte bokstavligt.

Berättar en historia om aortadissektion och avslutas med ett kort instrumentalbröl som heter Retarded fury.

Last year in January
I performed a general health test
checking height
checking weight
checking hearing
et cetera

Checking the blood pressure
was made twice
by the nurse in charge
then she had a colleague
to make it a third time
to assure that there was no mistake
My blood pressure was far too high

I was sent to the hospital immediately
for further tests and medication
Later that evening I was released
but a deeper investigation was started
After a few weeks I was put
into an X-ray computer tomography
to check my renal artery.
If the renal artery are too narrow
the kidneys will tell the body
to raise the blood pressure,
which could explain my state.

There was nothing wrong with my renal artery
but they saw something else on the images.
The innermost layer of the aorta was torn away
drifting loose in the middle of the vessel.
All personnel became quiet and nervous
asking if I felt pain or dizzy or strange.
I said that I felt good and wanted to go home,
but they didn’t let me in many days.

Then my wife remembered an episode ten months before.
That was it.
What I had assumed
was a serious case of lumbago
was in fact aortic dissection.

Shave the world

Robert Broberg diktade ”Jag ska raka vägen, raka vägen till dig, med min raka apparat.”

I’m gonna shave the world

Shaving Africa.
Shaving Asia.
Shaving Europe, America, Antarctis and Australia.

If you want to shave your shelf, you have to shave the world.
So shave the world to shave your shelf.

RTFM

beep…

Ett försök att göra riktig pop, inskickad till Melodifestivalen 2015. Överraskande nog kom den inte med. Intressant nog dök ett speciellt F-ord upp i två av låtarna 2017. Låten är givetvis en hyllning till KLF som skrev The Manual – How to have a number one – the easy way.

Everything should be easy and clear
Like having a glass of mexican beer
My music studio should be quick to learn
Making it work, the least concern.
I get the beep, but not the beat
I wanna make music that moves your feet
the message came to my mind subliminal
I have to sit down and read the F****ing manual!

You have to read it – read the book!
and believe it – (believe!) find the hook
Find the groove that makes you move
steal the feeling!

Steal it, feel it and believe it!
When I reach the top it’s time to leave it.
Struggeling for 20 years without success
but it’s never too late to take the test.
I just wanna write a catchy song
that everybody dance to all night long

But how should I touch their feelings, the primal?
I guess I have to sit down and Read the F****ing manual!

What should I do with the fortune and fame?
End up in bed with a lovely dame
She handed me a glossy magazine for reading
containing photography of breeding
She seemed to feature on several pages
and said she hadn’t got some for ages
but what should I do when her clothes were minimal?
She smiled, pointed at the pictures and said: Read the F****ing manual!

Content

Are you satisfied with the content
the content of your life?
Are you content with the satisfaction
the satisfaction of the night?

Content
Content

Contemplate the confiscated hours of a day
Concentrate and find the things that makes it worth to stay

Are you satisfied with the continent
the continent where you spend your life? (li li is a half life)
You are upset and intolerant
Is the future elsewhere always bright?

Content
– don’t look back
– don’t attack
– be faithful
– you have everything you need to be
content
– It’s a fact
we react
ungrateful
take comfort for granted and stop to feel
content