I’m gonna shave the world
Shaving Africa.
Shaving Asia.
Shaving Europe, America, Antarctis and Australia.
If you want to shave your shelf, you have to shave the world.
So shave the world to shave your shelf.
RTFM
Ett försök att göra riktig pop, inskickad till Melodifestivalen 2015. Överraskande nog kom den inte med. Intressant nog dök ett speciellt F-ord upp i två av låtarna 2017. Låten är givetvis en hyllning till KLF som skrev The Manual – How to have a number one – the easy way.
Everything should be easy and clear
Like having a glass of mexican beer
My music studio should be quick to learn
Making it work, the least concern.
I get the beep, but not the beat
I wanna make music that moves your feet
the message came to my mind subliminal
I have to sit down and read the F****ing manual!
You have to read it – read the book!
and believe it – (believe!) find the hook
Find the groove that makes you move
steal the feeling!
Steal it, feel it and believe it!
When I reach the top it’s time to leave it.
Struggeling for 20 years without success
but it’s never too late to take the test.
I just wanna write a catchy song
that everybody dance to all night long
But how should I touch their feelings, the primal?
I guess I have to sit down and Read the F****ing manual!
What should I do with the fortune and fame?
End up in bed with a lovely dame
She handed me a glossy magazine for reading
containing photography of breeding
She seemed to feature on several pages
and said she hadn’t got some for ages
but what should I do when her clothes were minimal?
She smiled, pointed at the pictures and said: Read the F****ing manual!