Ett försök att göra riktig pop, inskickad till Melodifestivalen 2015. Överraskande nog kom den inte med. Intressant nog dök ett speciellt F-ord upp i två av låtarna 2017. Låten är givetvis en hyllning till KLF som skrev The Manual – How to have a number one – the easy way.
Everything should be easy and clear
Like having a glass of mexican beer
My music studio should be quick to learn
Making it work, the least concern.
I get the beep, but not the beat
I wanna make music that moves your feet
the message came to my mind subliminal
I have to sit down and read the F****ing manual!
You have to read it – read the book!
and believe it – (believe!) find the hook
Find the groove that makes you move
steal the feeling!
Steal it, feel it and believe it!
When I reach the top it’s time to leave it.
Struggeling for 20 years without success
but it’s never too late to take the test.
I just wanna write a catchy song
that everybody dance to all night long
But how should I touch their feelings, the primal?
I guess I have to sit down and Read the F****ing manual!
What should I do with the fortune and fame?
End up in bed with a lovely dame
She handed me a glossy magazine for reading
containing photography of breeding
She seemed to feature on several pages
and said she hadn’t got some for ages
but what should I do when her clothes were minimal?
She smiled, pointed at the pictures and said: Read the F****ing manual!